The Trump Administration Song


This is a parody based on “The Spanish Inquisition” song from “History Of The World, Part 1” that we put together for your cynical pleasure.  If you don’t know the tune, click the sound bar below then sing along with the alt-words.  Enjoy!

 

The Trump Administration, let’s begin
The Trump Administration, look out kids
We have a mission to alter and skew the news (new new new new new new news)

Were gonna teach them wrong from right
Were gonna help them see the light
And make an offer that they can’t refuse (that you just can’t refuse)

Submit (submit submit)
Don’t be boring
Say yes (say yes say yes)
Don’t be dull

A fact
you’re ignoring:
it’s better to lose your freedoms than your life (or your heath)

The Trump Administration, what a sham
The Trump Administration, we’re here to scam
We know you’re wishing
That we’d go away
But the Trump Administrations here and it’s here to stay

The Trump Administration, oh boy
The Trump Administration, what joy
The Trump Administration, big, huge, the biggest

I was praying in the great mosque
I was minding my own business
I was finding my inner peace with Allah
Then these pompous persons plunge in, and they throw me in a
dungeon, and they try and make me turn on my Mullah

Is that considerate?
Is that polite?
And not a single human rights attorney in site

I’m standing at the border line waiting for a friend of mine
and suddenly these guys put up a wall
I didn’t even know them and I even tried to show them
that my green card had been approved by all

Ai, the irony
Oh, the shame
To risk my families future and place blame

The Trump Administration, what a sham
The Trump Administration, we’re here to scam
We know you’re wishing
That we’d go away
But the Trump Administrations here and it’s here to –

– Hey, Donnie T Man, whaddaya say?
I just got back from the inaugural display?
inaugural display?, what’s an inaugural display??
It’s what you fail to do but you do anyway

Skit skat voodely vat tootin de day

Will you bow down?
No, no, no, no
Will you cheer me on?
No, no, no, no
Will you just go away?
No, no, no, no
Will you say yes?
No, no, no, no

Now I ask in a nice way, I say bow down to me,

I’ve grabbed their pussies,
now they will work on their knees!

Hey, Donnie T Man, walk this way
We got a little game that you might wanna play
So push those buttons, twitter your stuff
Who knows, T Man, you might win some more votes!
Alright!
I’m the man (the man… the man… the man…)

How we doing? Any future alt righters today?
Not a one, nay, nay, nay
We’ve taken their dignity
We strip their civil rights
Nothing is working
Send in the guns

The Trump Administration, what a sham
The Trump Administration, we’re here to scam
We know you’re wishing
That we’d go away
So all that have opposing views
We got big news for all of yous
Alt facts really are all the rage today
Cause the Trump Administrations here and it’s here to stay

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